Fuck it

The Occultist is my blog about weird shit. And Daily Huff is my Tumblr, neglected for more than a year. But I'm gonna do this. Do them and keep them all up. BECAUSE I CONTAIN ALL THE MULTITUDES WALT WHITMAN LEFT BEHIND. Or something. I don't know. Shut up.

Bradley Cooper With Dreadlocks

Why, Bradley Cooper?

I am not attracted to men but I acknowledge Bradley Cooper is a very handsome gentleman.

However, Bradley Cooper in dreadlocks in the new movie Hit & Run is the worst thing I have ever seen. It is horrifying. He looks vaguely like a former friend of mine who was notorious among our group of friends for making terrible style choices that he thought were wondrous fair. My former friend's style choices often involved doing horrifying things to his hair.

What are you doing, Bradley bro? What are you doing? You make me sad, son.