Great Year Ahead

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Since everyone is wishing the yawning universe a Happy New something-or-other, here is my wish for you, in the New Year, no matter who you are: It is my fondest hope and desire that you are never run over by a steamroller piloted by crack-smoking circus clowns covered with the blood of virgins and cute baby kittens as you lay in the street fondling a broken mannequin from a burned-out Abercrombie & Fitch.

And I really mean that.