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Monday, January 3, 2011

Great Year Ahead

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Since everyone is wishing the yawning universe a Happy New something-or-other, here is my wish for you, in the New Year, no matter who you are: It is my fondest hope and desire that you are never run over by a steamroller piloted by crack-smoking circus clowns covered with the blood of virgins and cute baby kittens as you lay in the street fondling a broken mannequin from a burned-out Abercrombie & Fitch.

And I really mean that.
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4 comments:

  1. Jenny GraceJanuary 3, 2011 at 1:48 PM

    If that happens to me, I'mma be pissed.

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  2. SteveJanuary 3, 2011 at 1:50 PM

    Just promise me you'll keep avoiding burned-out Abercrombie & Fitches. Because there will be more. Yes. There will be.

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  3. perdidoJanuary 4, 2011 at 12:47 PM

    I really really really really really miss your crime blogging!!!! can you recommend a site that is somewhat similar to what your's was?

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  4. SteveJanuary 4, 2011 at 11:15 PM

    Cassee, I'm going to try and do some more. I have old posts at http://crimeslam.com and have set up a blog at another address that I'd like to start using soon. It won't be 100% crime but there'll be a lot of it.

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Don't be a jackass.

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